Tag: Human Stupidity

  • It’s Called “Caesar!”

    Location: Hyde Park McDonald’s franchise, Chicago, IL, USA Date: Friday, April 27, 2007 Time: 8:15 PM McDonald’s Employee: [mumbled] We don’t have southwestern dressing. Amy: Okay. [confers with Sarah] We’d like ranch. McDonald’s Employee: [looks confused, looks in refrigerator] We’re out of ranch. Amy: You don’t have ranch? What other dressings do you have? McDonald’s…

  • Thanksgiving Surprise

    Two weeks ago, I lost my debit card, when I foolishly started a tab for only two drinks. The bartender gave my card to somebody else, who, of course, signed for a much larger tab (hence, I have a disputed charge to deal with, as well). So, I cancelled the card and ordered a new…

  • In other news…

    I went out for a couple drinks with some friends, and the yahoos at the bar gave my card to somebody else (who, of course, also failed to notice the name on the card). So, I cancelled the card. Now I have no debit card for the next week and a disputed charge, to boot.…

  • Absurdity

    My phone is shorted out. My printer is shorted out. The local Verizon outlet doesn’t provide insurance replacements (or speak English). Office Depot won’t honor their insurance plan until the manufacturer warranty expires. I’m going to lose my mind. EDIT: I forgot to mention that the nearest Men’s Wearhouse had only 2 white shirts in…

  • Truer words…

    A friend sent this to me: “I think of everybody I know, you are the one most constantly besieged by idiocy.” In case you wondered why I haven’t posted much, lately, there’s your answer.